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Ah fuck it, sent out an invoice request for another yolk of HWBR from WakingHerb to replace the ones I dumped on a whim. Great site, very professional and surprisingly cheap by Irish import standards. All that LSA shite has no addictive chemicals or whatever so it'll be grand. There's a plant store another county over so I might grab a few pots and plant 'em a few out in my home gym this time. I suppose I could also have a rummage around the house, my mother might have some plastic ones lying around in a cupboard somewhere? You live and learn, but seriously, I'd rather have four of them on an odd Friday after work, school whatever, and feel grand the morning after than go get expensive bottles that only leave me bloated and drained come the next day. It'll also give me something productive to do during my free-time over the week so there's that, win win. Father might've copped on to what I've been at though, I was querying him on what he had as a young lad on the drive up for that nail-gun recently. And after he went on about the topic for a while--reminiscing on the culture at the time surrounding all that--he rounded it out with a "take all that as you wish". He's had huge cannabis plants growing out in the garden on and off for ages so I'll take his word to heart. Hard not to, proper wise man. Besides that very little on the agenda, I'll have to give my Thinkpad a quick wipe at some point for work though. I got too carried away using it to say it was originally meant to for work only, well I suppose that's what you do when your desktop is broke out of your own stupidity, eh? Considering picking away at a PDF of the Satanic Bible for curiosity sake during library period, seeing as reading The Book of the Subgenius in a public setting is how it is. Had a stupidly quick skim through the PDF earlier and saw a statement basically saying "indulgence is.... LE GOOD!" so I was spot on with the whole "edgy hedonism" thing hahahaha. Played more TF2 after, forgot how much I love playing Flava Scout with the Babyface, nutty as hell.
 
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Pleasant day thus-far in thanks to the pleasant weather. Father is wrapping up the new chicken pen out the back, just some finishing aesthetic shite and roofing. Brought my fat basdummy of a newfoundland on a walk, came back, got a red bull and now I'm just relaxing in my cool room with the sun beating in. Nice stuff honestly. Head was aching this morning when I initially got up but that's all but gone. Setup and debloated a Windows 10 install on my 'eck out of leaky rage yesterday so I might look into making more Shroom OC again seeing as I can actually run CapCut on something with a bit of juice behind it. The drivers for the 'eck are laughably mediocre on Windows but it'll do.
 
Pleasant day thus-far in thanks to the pleasant weather. Father is wrapping up the new chicken pen out the back, just some finishing aesthetic shite and roofing. Brought my fat basdummy of a newfoundland on a walk, came back, got a red bull and now I'm just relaxing in my cool room with the sun beating in. Nice stuff honestly. Head was aching this morning when I initially got up but that's all but gone. Setup and debloated a Windows 10 install on my 'eck out of leaky rage yesterday so I might look into making more Shroom OC again seeing as I can actually run CapCut on something with a bit of juice behind it. The drivers for the 'eck are laughably mediocre on Windows but it'll do.
Make a GuardianZet animation
 
Make a GuardianZet animation
I might do that thread simulator I was planning on whipping up a hot minute ago. I'll scrounge around for some funny threads and cobble them together. This will take a while to make however seeing as I'm not too enthralled in namecaca drama to know where to look.
 
I might do that thread simulator I was planning on whipping up a hot minute ago. I'll scrounge around for some funny threads and cobble them together. This will take a while to make however seeing as I'm not too enthralled in namecaca drama to know where to look.
I can help you I use capcut all the time
 
I can help you I use capcut all the time
I appreciate the offer mate but I'll be grand. I work at an odd pace with these things and I plan on using an older version of CapCut for editing to side-step subscription inshittification, which in of itself brings up all sorts of issues with version compatibility.
 
Proof I'm not being a lying little fucker, only posting this because it's all I could think about and still can frankly. Of course I didn't write about it like a normal person instead I done what I said prior. I'm just enjoying the crap it's throwing at me at this point instead of "freaking the fuck out" like a dummy.
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>Price of petrol and diesel through the fucking roof.
>Instead of mitigating or lowering any of the three taxes on fuel, they announce an "emergency package."
>They do this days before, so every local petrol station has raised their prices to retain current costs after the foreseeable tax-cut.
>There was no tax-cut.
>They just gave the Irish taxpayer 15 CENT of their tax back, to go towards fuel costs.
>Fifteen cent per liter.
>Fifteen cent.
>Fuel is arguably more expensive now due to the preemptive rising of costs not meeting the "package".

"Usual Jewish noobshit." I thought as I read this earlier.
"Too bad I'll never be able to afford fuel, let alone a decent non-electric car."

>Come home.
>Letter from the bank regarding a new policy.
>They're just going to take £6 out of my card every month for "maintenance costs."
>This comes at the benefit of not being raped for small charges on every purchase and transfer et cetera.
>Add up my typical card usage taxes amongst other prior things in my head in comparison to this new policy.
>The fuckers are making a profit on me by a few quid.

Just rename Ireland to the Rape Nation because THAT is ALL that HAPPENS in this SMELLY BACKWARDS KIP OF A SHITHOLE ANYMORE.
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